Mr You (inquisitive) : "Have you used this toilet today?"
Me (embarrassed) : "Umm maaaybe, why? Is there evidence of some sort?"
Mr You (nice voice) : "No, it wouldn't have been you fairy-bowels. That smell must be coming in the window from outside."
HHmmmm. Do I slap or kiss him now? I'm not sure...
(Pic from fairyfurnishings on Etsy)
3 comments:
I think it was a backhanded compliment? But you might want to slap him just for good measure!!
Too funny! (no slap required this time...)
Just shake your head ; )
(is that the fairy toilet that was featured on regretsy? it looks familiar — sorry, that just cracks me up)
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