Early this morning, while my family slept, I spontaneously jumped in the pool for a swim. It was great! I cannot tell you the last time I swam, usually I'm hanging onto Millipede, swoooshing him around in the water. But this time I had free hands to do with as I pleased.
After a few laps and a bit of a float, the excitement of the "me-time" got the better of me and I started to muck about. I won't be confessing to the embarrassing details, but basically I got a bit too gleeful and silly and, well, completely carried away... and I crashed!!!
Now I'm sporting a busted top lip:
1. Half my lip has swollen huge, like I've chickened out of one of those Hollywood pouty duck-mouth jobs, after only one shot of the silicon.
2. I have a cut which looks like a giant cold sore.
3. And a bruise which will be mistaken all week for a hefty moustache.
Whoooot-wooo, pretty.
(Despite the disfigurement, I still had a great morning.)
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3 comments:
Well, it sounds like it was worth it, so I hope you feel better soon!
: )
Oh no! Feel better soon dear!
Ouch! You poor thing! I do like to imagine you did it attempting a backflip into the pool that you haven't tried since 1989. Anyway, good on you for seizing the day!
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